The Schmidt sting pain index is surprisingly eloquent – here are a few cringeworthy descriptions of pain worthy of being branded “classic literature”.

The Schmidt sting pain index is a pain scale rating the relative pain. Schmidt’s striking descriptions are worthy of the most terror-stricken horror movie. Here are examples of the Schmidt Sting Pain Index with Schmidt’s profoundly eloquent (and cringeworthy) description of the pain caused by the sting.

Anyone crazy enough to do this is a little pink car deserves our accolades.

A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. “What’s the matter with me?” he asks the doctor.

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