Redneck toothbrush

Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. “What’s Logic?” the first redneck asks. The professor answers by saying, “Let me give you an example. Do…

Redneck stories and quips such as: How do you know when you’re staying in an Alabama hotel? When you call the front desk and say, “I’ve got a leak in my sink,” and the person at the front desk says, “Go ahead.”

Rednick questions and answers such as: How can you tell if a redneck is married? There is dried chewing tobacco on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.

Redneck Driver’s License Application… Plez compleet this paper, best ya can. Name (select one and only one and if you don’t remember it, check your drivers license before continuing):

You might be a redneck if… More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general. You think the stock market has a fence around it. You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minute Maid taste test. You’ve lost a loved one to kudzu. Your boat has not left…