Don’t step on the ducks

Laughing cat funny jokes with text

Three women die together in an automobile accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: Don’t step on the ducks!” So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a…

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The ugly baby

Laughing cat funny jokes with text

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.

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