A huge collection of limericks related to transportation – planes, trains, automobiles, motorcycles, bicycles, scooters, unicycles, and more.
Transportation Limericks
Body Part Limericks
Fascinating and Funny Biology Facts
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat up one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now, that’s more like…
Funny Dear Abby Letters and Responses
Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I’ve never seen a man go into the apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
U.S. Suspiciously Silent about Iraqi Abuses
The United States has been very vocal in its condemnations of Middle Eastern countries who use aggressive tactics on their protestors. When Iran cracked down on citizens the White House “strongly condemned the Iranian government’s organized intimidation campaign and arrests of political figures, human rights defenders, political activists, student leaders, journalists, and bloggers.†When Iraq…
Now This is How You Propose to a Woman
Now this is how you propose to a woman. Picture taken of the ingenious young man who used an unusual means to propose to his future wife while aboard a fast moving amusement park ride.
Gross, Disgusting, and Politically Incorrect Limericks
Gross, disgusting, and politically incorrect limericks such as: There once was a fellow named Jim Who took his girl out for a spin The speedometer rose The gas pedal froze They found parts of her but not him.
Offbeat Limericks
Offbeat and unusual limericks such as: There was a young man named Wyatt whose voice was exceedingly quiet And then one day it faded away…
Health, Fitness, and Beauty Limericks
Health and fitness related limericks such as: There once was a lady named Lynn Who was so uncommonly thin, that when she assayed to drink lemonade, she slipped through the straw and fell in!
Death, Painful, and Angry Limericks
Death, angry, pain, sad, and angry limericks such as: There once was a consumer named Phil Who really wanted to kill A sly young vendor Who mad him a big spender And gave him a very large bill.
