A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively ask the lady, “Why is your stomach so big?” She replied, “Im having a baby.”
Is that a baby in your stomach?
Try these smart pills son
One day a boy and hid father were walking through the woods when the son spotted some rabbit droppings. The boy asked hid Dad, ”What are these Pop?” ”They’re smart pills son,” said his father.
The kid with no ears
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny’s family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny’s parents were concerned that their son would have some wise crack to say about…
The smartest kid in the class
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had three tries or they would not get recess. The first kid said “Uh, 14?
You’re not as smart as you think
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This process of natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole…
But it sure looks like plastic
An attorney walked into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He leaned closer while the drunk held the tiny object up to the light, slurring, “Well, it looks like plastic.” Then he rolled it between his fingers, adding, “But it…
The amazing hamster
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: “No way. I don’t think you can pay for it.” The guy says, “You’re right. I don’t have any money, but if I show you something you haven’t seen before, will you give me a drink?”
You gotta eat better
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. “What’s the matter with me?” he asks the doctor.
Doctor, I hurt all over
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. “Where are you hurting?” asked the doctor. “You have to help me doc, I hurt all over”, said the woman.
