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75 FUN THINGS TO DO AT THE DOCTOR’S/DENTIST’SOFFICE/WAITING ROOM: Sit down right next to a complete stranger. Turn and smile. Turn back whenever they look. Then, after a few minutes, stick your nose into their armpit and start to sniff them.Go up to the receptionist with your lips wrapped around your teeth and loudly demand…
71 THINGS TO DO ON AN EXAM YOU KNOW THATYOU ARE GOING TO FAIL 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’vegot the secret documents!!” 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud,debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop,yell out, “I’m SOOO sure…
1. Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting, “Santa Claus is coming to town,Santa Claus is coming to town” 2. Hang a stocking with your roommate’s name on it. Collect coal and sharp objects in it. 3. Paint your nose red and wear antlers. Constantly complain about how you…
50 Ways to Confuse, Worry, or Just Scare the Bejeezus Out of the People in the Computer Lab
Okay, guys, we’ve been in school for a few weeks now, and in case you find your classes to be dull, try a few of these things to liven up class a bit. 1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes by waving it and saying, “Quite right, old bean!”2. Wear…
45 fun things to do on a paper you don’t care about 1. Type every word in a different font. Alternate really big fontswith really small fonts. 2. Support your thesis with quotes from your VCR manual. 3. Write the entire paper on Post-it notes and turn it in by stickingthem all over the professor’s…
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