Top 50 Real Programmer Quotes

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“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.” – Rick Cook “Lisp isn’t a language, it’s a building material.” – Alan Kay. “Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy…

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More funny billboards and signs

From the “what were they thinking” department, we present a humorous collection of real billboards as a sign of how stupid (or intentionally funny) man can be…

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Funny billboards

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From the “what were they thinking” department, we present a humorous collection of real billboards as a sign of how stupid (or intentionally funny) man can be…

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Funny label instructions on consumer goods

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Actual label instructions on consumer goods: On Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. Some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. On a hotel-provided shower cap in a…

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