10 Commandments of a Teenagers

1) thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?)

2) thou shall not do drugs (you can break this one, it not that important)

3) thou shall not steal from k-mart. (walmart has a bigger selection)

4) thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect)

5) thou shall not steel from thy parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)

7) thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)

8) thou shall not run naked through the school. (Hooters pays more)

9) thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in the middle)