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Chased by a Vampire

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One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream every day, so she went to see her doctor.

Doctor: What was your dream about?

Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire!

Doctor: (giggles quietly) So… what did you see in this dream?

Blonde: I was running down a hallway.

Doctor: Then what happened?

Blonde: Well, that’s the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happens. I always come to this door, but I can’t open it. I kept pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn’t budge!

Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it?

Blonde: Yes, it did.

Doctor: And what did these letter spell?

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Blonde: It said “Pull”

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