Quick Terrorism Q&A

“It’s a bird!”

“It’s a plane!”

“It’s…. Uh Oh, it IS a plane!”

Q: What should have tipped off the ticket sellers?

A: When the terrorists asked if there was anything cheaper than one-way.

Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: What is the Taliban’s national bird?

A: Duck

Q: What does Osama bin laden and General Custer have in common?

A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: What’s the five-day forecast for Afghanistan?

A: Two days.