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In the news, man finds an ingenious way to get the cops to his house – quickly…

Elections are really a good deal like marriages, there’s no accounting for anyone’s taste. Every time you see a bridegroom, we wonder why she picked him, and it’s the same with public officials.

A man goes to a psychiatrist. He says, “Doc, I have a problem.” The psychiatrist says, “Tell me about it.” The man says, “I have been seeing this woman for two months now.”

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a…

A woman was driving in Northern Arizona when she approached a woman who was hitchhiking. Welcoming the opportunity for a travel companion, the driver stopped and, in the course of their talk, the woman glanced at a small bag on the front seat.

A “heads up” for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe’s, Home Depot, Costco, and even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t…

Funny Facebook conversations, some intentional, some not. Read the stupid (but funny) things people say on Facebook when they forget that with social networking, not only does everyone see what you write but it can be saved and immortalized forever…

Facebook and Twitter users are often the best comedians around. Here’s a collection of funny Facebook and Twitter status message updates related to Valentine’s Day.

Facebook and Twitter users are often the best comedians around. Here’s a collection of funny Facebook and Twitter status message updates related to Halloween.

Facebook and Twitter users are often the best comedians around. Here’s a collection of funny Facebook and Twitter status message updates that give readers the reason why they can’t…