Funny Churchill and George Bernard Shaw Telegrams

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Winston Churchill was renowned for his witty sense of humor and George Bernard Shaw was no slouch in that department either. George Bernard Shaw playfully telegrammed Winston Churchill just prior to the opening of his new play, Major Barbara, offering Churchill tickets to the show. The telegrams went as follows:

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Don’t Blame Senior Citizens for THESE problems

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The following chain letter began its rounds in April of 2011 and pointed addresses some of the problems of the modern-day American society. While political and harsh in its evaluation, the later half of the chain letter is a witty take on the elderly.

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Funny newspaper headlines

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How editors miss the alternate meanings behind these true, real-life news headlines is beyond us. But we’re glad they did! Here is a collection of funny, real-life newspaper headlines.

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Funny insults

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Sometimes you just gotta put ’em in their place. Here’s a collection of funny, one-line insults to get you started.

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You cannot marry your half-brother joke

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One day a girl brings home her boyfriend to meet her father. She tells her father that she wants to marry the young man. After discussing the relationship for a while, the father tells the daughter that she cannot marry the boy because he is her half brother.

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