My Exercise Philosophy

It is well documented that for every mile you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, at the age of 85, to spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month!

Two Arkansas farmers bought a truckload of watermelons, paying one dollar apiece for them. Then they drove to the market and sold all their melons for the SAME price ($1) they’d paid for them. After counting their money at the end of the day, they realize they’d ended up with no more money than they’d…

One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him. The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked, “How sure are ya that she is gonna kill you? Did she threaten you?”

A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, “when did you bag him?” The host said, “that was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife.”

We love ’em both. One is Man’s best friend and the other is, well… Here’s the subtle differences between dogs and women.

A small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial – a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you’ve been a big…

You asked for it and Funny Grins delivers. Questions and Answers from those lovable but scary creatures – Bears!

You asked for it and Funny Grins delivers. Questions and Answers from those little critters we love to hate – ants!

You asked for it and Funny Grins delivers. How many dogs, broken down by breed, does it take to change a light bulb?

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