Get it here first. Rarely heard but real-life animal questions and answers from Funny Grins.
Q: What do you get when you have a cow and a duck?
A: Milk and quackers
Q: What kind of necktie does a pig wear?
A: A pigsty
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not going to come anyway.
Q: What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A: A fallen penguin rolling down a hill.
Q: What is black and white and laughing?
A: The penguin that pushed him.
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