Funny Dear Abby Letters and Responses

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Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I’ve never seen a man go into the apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

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Now This is How You Propose to a Woman

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Now this is how you propose to a woman. Picture taken of the ingenious young man who used an unusual means to propose to his future wife while aboard a fast moving amusement park ride.

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Offbeat Limericks

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Offbeat and unusual limericks such as: There was a young man named Wyatt whose voice was exceedingly quiet And then one day it faded away…

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Health, Fitness, and Beauty Limericks

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Health and fitness related limericks such as: There once was a lady named Lynn Who was so uncommonly thin, that when she assayed to drink lemonade, she slipped through the straw and fell in!

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Death, Painful, and Angry Limericks

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Death, angry, pain, sad, and angry limericks such as: There once was a consumer named Phil Who really wanted to kill A sly young vendor Who mad him a big spender And gave him a very large bill.

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Kid and Children Limericks

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Kid and children related limericks such as: There once was a kid named Darren Who’s room was surprisingly barren He had no toys Like all normal boys But he did believe in sharing.

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International Limericks

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International related limericks such as: There once was a old man from Norway – who cussed as he sat in a doorway- the door smacked him flat- and he yelled “what was that”? that disgruntled old man from Norway!

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Animal Limericks

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Animal related limericks such as: A mouse in her room woke Miss Doud Who was frightened and screamed very loud Then a happy thought hit her To scare off the critter She sat up in bed and just meowed.

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Entertainment Limericks

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Entertainment related limericks such as: There was a young lady one fall Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball. The dress caught fire And burned her entire Front page, sporting section and all.

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