Health and fitness related limericks:
There once was a lady named Lynn
Who was so uncommonly thin,
that when she assayed
to drink lemonade,
she slipped through the straw and fell in!
By beauty I am not a star.
There are others more handsome by far.
My face I don’t mind it.
because I’m behind it.
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It’s the people in front that I jar.
There once was a man named Jim,
Who was so exceedingly slim,
That when he turned sideways
(Even without any hideaways)
You could see no sign of him !
There was a young maiden, a Sioux,
As tempting as fresh honey dew.
She displayed her cute knees
As she strolled past tepees,
And the braves, they all hollered “Woo Woo!”
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