Give me the worst bad news first

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A elderly man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the doctor conducts the examine and reviews the results, the calls the patient into the room telling him that he had a couple of items of bad news to pass on. The patient says, “Give me the worst of the bad news first!”

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The unfaithful groom

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A young couple are recently married. Seeking some privacy, the groom asks his new bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own with the condition that she never opens the drawer. The bride agrees.

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Funny April Fools Pranks

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Here’s a collection of funny April Fools pranks you can play on your friends. Example: Put a note on your victim’s car that says “Sorry about the damage to your car. Call me so we can swap insurance information.” Include a fake name and phone number. Be sure to hide nearby so you can watch…

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Funny life ponderings

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Questions we ponder such as, Why would you put a baby, in a cradle, in a treetop? If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say “fire at will”?

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More Funny Advertisements

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Advertisers often use humor to sell their wares but the funniest advertisements are the ones that were designed to be serious but turned out unexpectedly funny…

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