Man, that was one delicious leopard joke

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A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful dog along for company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The…

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Don’t eat the Cookies joke

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An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death’s final agony, as he started to slip away, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed.

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How my Luck would be Without you

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A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been…

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Am I Driving?

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Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I must be losing it, I could have sworn…

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Marry my Daughter or Spend Twenty Years in Jail

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A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe…

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Funny Slogans on Commercial Vehicles

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A catchy slogan on your commercial vehicle will catch the public’s eye and help customers remember your business. If the slogan is especially funny, it will assist the customer in remembering your business. Here are some catchy, funny slogans found on commercial vehicles.

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