101 Fun Things to do at Wal-Mart.

Funny lady wearing Sponge Bob bathing suit in Walmart

Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

10.He’s got long hair, a beard and wears the same clothes all the time.9. He hangs out with a weird group of friends he calls “elves”.8. He’s got a goofy laugh and chuckles at anything.7. He loves getting mail.6. Children like him, teenagers laugh at him, adults pretend he doesn’t exist.5. He makes all the…

1) thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?) 2) thou shall not do drugs (you can break this one, it not that important) 3) thou shall not steal from k-mart. (walmart has a bigger selection) 4) thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect) 5) thou shall…

This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and frustrated women. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends, who are equally tired and frustrated. Then bundle up your husband or boyfriend and send him to…

The things that medical staff write in reports. The following are true excerpts from the medical reports of a UK hospital. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year…

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions. The questions are not that difficult. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? SCOLL DOWN > > > > > > > > > > > The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests…

How long has comedy been around? Check out the history of comedy in this “serious” article about how comedy shaped the world as we know it.

You might be a redneck if… More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general. You think the stock market has a fence around it. You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minute Maid taste test. You’ve lost a loved one to kudzu. Your boat has not left…

Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could…

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to drop off, otherwise they were all going to fall. They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a…