Funny Tombstones and their Funny Epitaphs

When you die, who gets the last laugh? In these instances, the poor soul that departed this Earth leaves us with hilariously funny epitaphs and tombstones. The following are real-life funny tombstones.

A collection of funny, snappy, one-line comebacks to the stupid questions people frequently ask.

Sometimes you just gotta put ’em in their place. Here’s a collection of funny, one-line insults to get you started.

One day a girl brings home her boyfriend to meet her father. She tells her father that she wants to marry the young man. After discussing the relationship for a while, the father tells the daughter that she cannot marry the boy because he is her half brother.

Poor technical support employees. They have to put up with unbelievably stupid people calling in with tech support inquiries such as these…

The other day I had the opportunity to drop by my department head’s office. He’s a friendly guy and on the rare opportunities that I have to pay him a visit, we have had enjoyable conversations. While I was in his office yesterday, I asked him “Sir, what is the secret of your success?”

Doctor Bob had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he’d hear that soothing voice, within himself, trying to reassure him: “Bob, don’t…

A few moments of zen, words of wisdom to live by such as: Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

Brother Alfred entered the Monastery of Silence and the Abbot said, “Brother, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so….”. Brother Alfred lived in the monastery for five years before the Abbot said to him, “Brother Alfred,…

Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo who showed no fear in facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the seven seas, a lookout spotted a pirate ship and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed, “Bring me my Red Shirt!” The First Mate quickly retrieved the captains Red Shirt and while wearing the…