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Trump’s 2024 Christmas post sounds just like a holiday greeting from a Marvel Universe villain.

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The Orange Messiah gets all Santa Clausy on us

And so it begins… again. Trump took to Covfefe Corner to extend heartfelt holiday greetings to his MAGA supporters with an enthusiastic “Merry Christmas to All!” However, things quickly turned south when he followed up with two more greetings directed at his numerous perceived enemies, including Panama, China, Justin Trudeau, Greenland, the Left, and notably, Joe Biden. He didn’t quite threaten to take over the world just yet (only Panama, Greenland, and Canada) but did effectively showcase his inability to function as a world leader. Below is Donald Trump’s complete 2024 Christmas message on Truth Social. Feel free to share your thoughts in the comments (just a suggestion – we could all use a bit of humor right now).

Merry Christmas to all, including to the wonderful soldiers of China, who are lovingly, but illegally, operating the Panama Canal (where we lost 38,000 people in its building 110 years ago), always making certain that the United States puts in Billions of Dollars in “repair” money, but will have absolutely nothing to say about “anything.” Also, to Governor Justin Trudeau of Canada, whose Citizens’ Taxes are far too high, but if Canada was to become our 51st State, their Taxes would be cut by more than 60%, their businesses would immediately double in size, and they would be militarily protected like no other Country anywhere in the World. Likewise, to the people of Greenland, which is needed by the United States for National Security purposes and, who want the U.S. to be there, and we will!

Merry Christmas to the Radical Left Lunatics, who are constantly trying to obstruct our Court System and our Elections, and are always going after the Great Citizens and Patriots of the United States but, in particular, their Political Opponent, ME. They know that their only chance of survival is getting pardons from a man who has absolutely no idea what he is doing. Also, to the 37 most violent criminals, who killed, raped, and plundered like virtually no one before them, but were just given, incredibly, a pardon by Sleepy Joe Biden. I refuse to wish a Merry Christmas to those lucky “souls” but, instead, will say, GO TO HELL! We had the Greatest Election in the History of our Country, a bright light is now shining over the U.S.A. and, in 26 days, we will, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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