Teach your kids what it means to be an American?

This should scare the hell out of you. We’ve seen it in other countries, and now it’s unfolding right here in America. This is the type of propaganda you’d expect from a third-world dictatorship. The cover features a defiant, perfectly tanned, blonde-haired Aryan, his shirt ripped open, blood smeared from his ear across his face, an angry scowl, and a defiant fist pump – it’s The Kids Guide to the Courage of the President. From eSpired, a school supply and educational resource aimed primarily at private schools, this “fun guide” includes two booklets that celebrate all the qualities that make Donald Trump the greatest president since Richard Nixon. Blech.

In this guide, you’ll find features like ‘America is Back! Dream Big Again!’ and ‘Trump’s Unique Vision and Inner Courage,’ all while instructing you on how to properly kneel and worship the Orange Messiah like a good American. For a limited time, you can get it for free.

Of course, the company eSpirit has had its Better Business Bureau certification REVOKED due to poor business practices, and the fine print reveals that there is a $34 monthly charge for new kits until you figure out how to cancel. But that didn’t stop Fox News from pushing the ad across the screens just as kids were getting home from school.

And once you’ve gobbled up that propaganda, you can order The Kids Guide to Elon Musk and The Kids Guide to Fighting Indoctrination. I’m not making this stuff up, folks.