I’m sorry, but I’ve forgotten your name. Again.

Two elderly ladies have played bridge together for many years, and naturally they have gotten to know each other pretty well. One day, during a game of cards, one lady suddenly looks up at the other and says, “I realize we’ve known each other for many years, but for the life of me, I just…

A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, “We have an opening for people like you.”

A blonde comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse and knocks gently on the door. When the farm owner answers, the blonde tells him, “Please, sir, I will do anything for money. Is there something you would like for me to do for you?”

16-year-old Little Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family filed out to the driveway and climbed into the car for Little Johnny’s first drive. Without stopping, Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.

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A man walks past a mental hospital when he hears a voice moaning on the other side of the wall. “Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen….”

A burglar breaks into a home. He spots a stereo system that looks good so he grabs it. Then he hears a voice “JESUS is watching you”.