How do you prepare your Chickens?

“May I take your order?” the waiter asked. “Yes. I’m just wondering, how do you prepare your chickens?”

A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, “Where does you go to school?”

Redneck stories and quips such as: How do you know when you’re staying in an Alabama hotel? When you call the front desk and say, “I’ve got a leak in my sink,” and the person at the front desk says, “Go ahead.”

Rednick questions and answers such as: How can you tell if a redneck is married? There is dried chewing tobacco on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

Funny 404 (Page not Found) Errors

When you visit a web site and attempt to access a web page that does not exist, the web site will issue a “404 error” indicating that the page could not be found. In most cases these 404 errors are cut and dry, standard, technical explanations. But some webmasters get a bit creative and spice…

Funny Sign Graffiti

Sometimes grafitti artists can take an ordinary sign and turn it into a hilariously funny joke. Here’s a collection of signs and billboards with graffiti added to give the message a entirely new meaning.

Without further hesitation, here are the Top Ten Rejected Slogans for Firestone Tires (list made shortly after the infamous Firestone safety lawsuits).

Three friends arrived at the Pearly Gates at the same time. As part of their orientation to heaven, St Peter asked what kind of remarks they would most like to hear from their family and friends at their funerals.

When the bus arrived at it’s stop, an attractive woman at the head of the queue tried to board but couldn’t because of her tight-fitting clothes. Thinking quickly, she reached back and undid her zipper a little to allow more movement. Still, her outfit was too snug so she lowered her zipper again.