It’s all Depends on your Point of View

One Ring German scientists dug 50 meters underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a nationwide telephone network.

The following are wise sayings from Funny Grins’ very own Jokester. Life is sexually transmitted. Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane….

“You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.” – Ellen DeGeneris. “I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.” – Carol Leifer.

The following is a real-life exchange between air traffic controllers and British Airways 747. The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were a short tempered lot. They not only expected you to know your parking location but how to get there without any assistance from them so it was with some amusement that pilots listened to…

Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all travelling at maxi- mum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course, swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing.

A tourist walks into a pet shop in Silicon Valley, and is browsing around the cages on display. While he’s there, another customer walks in and says to the shopkeeper, “I’ll have a C monkey, please”. The shopkeeper nods, goes over to a cage at the side. He fits a collar and leash and hands…

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Did Ya’ Ever Just Wonder… Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it? Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That’s an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that’s the way they built them in England, and the US railroads were built by English expatriates.