Death, angry, pain, sad, and angry limericks such as: There once was a consumer named Phil Who really wanted to kill A sly young vendor Who mad him a big spender And gave him a very large bill.
Death, Painful, and Angry Limericks
Kid and Children Limericks
Kid and children related limericks such as: There once was a kid named Darren Who’s room was surprisingly barren He had no toys Like all normal boys But he did believe in sharing.
International Limericks
International related limericks such as: There once was a old man from Norway – who cussed as he sat in a doorway- the door smacked him flat- and he yelled “what was that”? that disgruntled old man from Norway!
Animal Limericks
Animal related limericks such as: A mouse in her room woke Miss Doud Who was frightened and screamed very loud Then a happy thought hit her To scare off the critter She sat up in bed and just meowed.
Entertainment Limericks
Entertainment related limericks such as: There was a young lady one fall Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball. The dress caught fire And burned her entire Front page, sporting section and all.
Food and Drink Limericks
Food and drink related limericks such as: There once was a lady from Hyde, Who ate a green apple and died, While her lover lamented, The apple fermented, and made cider inside her inside.
Science, Technology and Education Limericks
Science, technology, education and school related limericks such as: There once was an old man of Esser, Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser, It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And now he’s a college professor.
How You Can Tell When It’s Going to be a Bad Day
Here are 15 signs that you are going to have a really bad day. 1. You wake up – face down on the pavement
Jake’s Dying Confession to his Wife
Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. “My darling Becky,” he whispered.
George Bush Greets Moses
After a campaign tour, George W. Bush was waiting in the airport for his flight to be called. Off at the edge of the waiting area, Bush saw a tall man with white hair and a flowing white beard. The guy was dressed in a robe, and he was carrying two large, flat pieces of…
