But it sure looks like plastic

An attorney walked into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He leaned closer while the drunk held the tiny object up to the light, slurring, “Well, it looks like plastic.” Then he rolled it between his fingers, adding, “But it…

A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: “No way. I don’t think you can pay for it.” The guy says, “You’re right. I don’t have any money, but if I show you something you haven’t seen before, will you give me a drink?”

A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. “What’s the matter with me?” he asks the doctor.

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. “Where are you hurting?” asked the doctor. “You have to help me doc, I hurt all over”, said the woman.

Japanese soldier who just can’t seem to get marching and holding a sign down right.

Weatherman realizes his green tie does not go well with the green screen used to project the weather maps

Found in a bathroom stall. It reads, “Scotty, don’t beam me up yet. I gotta shi….”

In this foreign commercial, a kid throws a tantrum in a busy store when he doesn’t get the candy he asked for.

Bloopers from weathermen around the world… https://youtu.be/fCevOw6qovU

The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a young lady about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap. Now we all know that Santa doesn’t usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him so he asked her, ‘What do you want for Christmas?’