A few handy phrases translated to English — in case you’re ever kidnapped by terrorists.
American Women…Do Your Part to Help! Stand Up, Be Seen!
We need to get this message out. Please forward, America needs your help! The President has asked that we unite for a common cause.
Bin Laden’s Great Wall
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
George W. Bush vs. the Taliban
Mullah Mohammed Hasan Akhund, the deputy Taliban leader, and George W. Bush agree to meet in Kabul for the first round of talks in a new anti-terrorism process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the arm of Akhund’s chair. They begin talking.
Top Anagrams for Osama Bin Laden
Osama’s Inter-Cave Memo
Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours but we’ve really come together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says “There is no I in team” as well as the one that says “Hang In There, Baby.” That cat is hilarious. However, while…
Quick Terrorism Q&A
How much for a brain?
A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor, and it’s inoperable – in fact, it’s so large, they have to do a brain transplant.
Anyone seen my watch?
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver’s side door with him standing right there.
Meet our Demands or Else
A group of Arab terrorists burst into the conference room at the Ramada Hotel where the American Bar Association was holding its Annual Convention. More than a hundred attorneys were taken as hostages.
