Man Q&A

Dozens of funny Q&A regarding men and their puzzling gender qualities…

On New Year’s Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman.

On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and with 30 seconds until the new year, said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who truly made his life worth living.

So far this year I’ve done well. I haven’t gossiped, I haven’t lost my temper, I haven’t been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. I’m very thankful for that.

A few years back I began writing down my wife’s New Year’s resolutions. Here they are.

The following are trie New Year’s quotes by famous people…

It’s a new year, time to resolves what you will, or will not do next year.

We’ve just been notified by Security that there have been 6 suspected terrorists working out of your office. Five of the six have been apprehended: Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin and Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody.

Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death.

The following Bush memo to Al Gore was recently released in a Wikeleaks leaked document. The memo was originally written in August of 2004.