The magic mirror

Once upon a time, there was this bar and in the bar, there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie, the mirror would suck you in.

One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren’t dumb.

One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to see her doctor.

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer leans over to the blond and asks her if she would like to play a fun game to pass the time.

There was a brunette standing along side a busy road chanting “88, 88, 88, 88…” until a blonde came up to her…

Two blonds are driving on a Highway. They switch on the radio and there is a warning: “Please note that a car is driving on highway 75 against the traffic.” The one blonde turns to the other and says: “One? There are hundreds of them!”

“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.” – Rick Cook “Lisp isn’t a language, it’s a building material.” – Alan Kay. “Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy…

WTF? Is this some sort of advanced soccer?

Advanced players took it upon themselves to set up this advanced soccer field.

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