A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: “No way. I don’t think you can pay for it.” The guy says, “You’re right. I don’t have any money, but if I show you something you haven’t seen before, will you give me a drink?”
The following are actual signs hanging in various drinking establishments around the country.
A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch. A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and ordered another double.
On New Year’s Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman.
On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and with 30 seconds until the new year, said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who truly made his life worth living.
Once upon a time, there was this bar and in the bar, there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie, the mirror would suck you in.
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