Tag: beer
The right way to hang your Jeep sticker
You can’t find happiness at the bottom of a beer
This beer tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow
You can’t find happiness at the bottom of a beer
Get me a drink before it starts
A man arrives at his home after an exhausting day at work. He plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.” The wife rolls her eyes, sighs and gets him a beer.
Beer Turns Men into Women
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
Old man Murphy dies at the Brewery
Old man Murphy had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day , he just wasn’t paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned. The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the widow Murphy of her old man’s death.
