A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR and sits down next to a lady and a dog. The man asks, ‘Does your dog bite?’ The lady answers, ‘Never!’ The man reaches out to pat the dog…
My dog doesn’t bite
Tag: dog
My Dog did What?
A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer’s office and asks, “if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog’s owner?” The lawyer…
Mind if I talk to your sheep?
A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Oklahoma Hills. Cowboy: “Nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?”
Disguised blonde counting sheep
A blonde dyed her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on. She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at a nearby farm. She said to the farmer, “If I can tell you how many sheep you have in total can I have one?”
