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My dog doesn’t bite

Laughing cat funny jokes with text

A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a lady and a dog. The man asks, ‘Does your dog bite?’

The lady answers, ‘Never!’

The man reaches out to pat the dog and the dog bites him. The man says, ‘I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!’

The woman replies, ‘He doesn’t. This isn’t my dog.’

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