A burglar breaks into a home. He spots a stereo system that looks good so he grabs it. Then he hears a voice “JESUS is watching you”.
Jesus is watching you
Tag: parrot
The Heckling Parrot
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.
I’m Gonna Freeze the Attitude Out of That Parrot
A guy named David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren’t expletives were, to say the least, rude.
Where did you get that parrot?
A Frenchman walks into McDonalds with a parrot on his shoulder. The parrot is wearing a baseball cap. The lady at the counter says, “Hey, that’s cool – where did you get that?”
