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Jesus is watching you

Laughing cat funny jokes with text

A burglar breaks into a home. He spots a stereo system that looks good, so he grabs it. Then he hears a voice “JESUS is watching you”.

He looks around with his flashlight wondering “What the hell was that?”. He spots some money lying on a table, so he grabs it and stuffs it in his pocket.  Once again, he hears a voice ” JESUS is watching you”.

He ducks in a corner and looks around the room trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks, ” Was that your voice?”.

The parrot says “YES”.

The burglar then asks, “What’s your name?”.

The parrot says “MOSES”.

The burglar laughs and says, ” What kind of person names his bird Moses??”

The parrot replies “The same kind of person that would name their Rottweiler Jesus”.

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