Oh hey, here’s your problem right here

A burglar breaks into a home. He spots a stereo system that looks good so he grabs it. Then he hears a voice “JESUS is watching you”.

A young couple are recently married. Seeking some privacy, the groom asks his new bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own with the condition that she never opens the drawer. The bride agrees.

Funny Twitter AboutToDie_Guy

One of the funniest Twitter posters we’ve ever seen. AboutToDie_Guy tweets on the premise that every tweet may be his last.

A racist pencil sharpener

Hey, we haven’t seen a sign like this since the 50’s. A racist pencil sharpener?

I thought you said no one was available

In the news, man finds an ingenious way to get the cops to his house – quickly…

More funny labels on consumer goods

Sometimes you just gotta scratch your head and wonder what these marketing wizards were thinking when they included these directions with their products…

The End of the World Rapture (May 21, 2011)

On Saturday May 21, 2011, a California preacher made the news worldwide when he predicted the rapture and subsequent destruction of the earth. That the preacher had erroneously predicted the end of the world in 1994, make people breathe quite a bit easier. Some took to teasing their neighbors and social networking friends with these…