Ah, but I wish my friends were this kind of smart

Why, why, why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when they already know you’re broke?Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe you believe them, but if…

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?Whose cruel idea was it to put an “s” in the word “lisp”?If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?Why is it that, no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new…

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?Do Lipton Tea employees take ‘coffee breaks?’What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?I thought about how mothers feed their babies with…

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?If a pig loses…

So you’re all set for your Black block/Antifa protest. You understand the function of civil disobedience and how to plan a campaign. Here’s how to dress for the occasion.

They’re the 21st century version of the Ku Klux Klan, fearful that they’ll be forgotten, overrun, or simply ignored. It’s what drives their hate-filled tirade against anyone not male and white. But according to Proud Boys, they’re just a group of guys trying to hold on to old-fashioned Western values. So which is it? Patriots…

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On September 6, 2018, the FBI swooped in with Blackhawk helicopters and evacuated (raided?) the National Solar Observatory near Roswell – and no one knows why. In addition, the nearby United States Post Office was evacuated and the surrounding area locked down too. One week later and all facilities in the area remain closed.

A Texas elementary school teacher has come forward with a photo of a UFO he took around 2014. Marcelino Castillo, of San Antonio, worried about releasing the photo for fear people would “think I was crazy” but says he ultimately decided to share the stunning picture on Facebook.