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A doctor and an attorney were attending a formal party where they started up a casual conversation. As they talked, people kept approaching the doctor describing their aches and pains and asking the doctor for advice.

I ran across this collection of geek one-liners that only a geek would appreciate… There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0 I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly My software never has bugs. It…

Here’s a collection of funny animal pictures and the funny thoughts they must have.

Phyllis Diller jokes tended to focus on her failings as a housewife, her lack of sex appeal, and the shortcomings of an imaginary husband (Fang) and overweight mother-in-law. Here are a few of Phyllis Diller’s famouse funny lines and quotes.

Despite what many believe, random mass public shootings are not uncommon occurrences. In October 2014, Harvard Research showed the rate of mass shootings has tripled since 2012. In the event that you are caught in or near a public shooting rampage, there are steps you can take to survive a mass public shooting.

Your interest in survival may derive from several sources or concerns – general safety preparedness, camping, hiking, and backpacking, self-defense, religious beliefs, ecological concerns and beliefs, natural disaster, bio-chemical warfare, overpopulation concerns, collapse of the financial system, or maybe you just enjoy the challenge of surviving in the wild. Regardless of the reason, Geek…

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel for a big chess convention. The chess players were standing in the center of the lobby, gathered in a large circle, discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the hotel manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?”, they…

A woman has twins, but sadly, has to give them up for adoption. One of the twins goes to a family in Egypt and is named ‘Amal.’ The other twin goes to a family in Spain, they name him ‘Juan’. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the…

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is seeing another woman. She goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband sitting in the living room with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head,…

Reports of come in of some strange Romney behavior during his college days. Romney apparently liked to dress up like a policeman and pull people over for random violations.