Hey, I have questions!

I thought I knew everything but then I got to thinking… Here are some more odd questions to ponder.

Funny bird one-liners such as: What do you call a minor bird accident? A feather bender.

Anti-ACTA Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement demonstration in Tartu

ACTA, short for Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement, is a treaty for the purpose of defining the standards for the enforcement of intellectual property rights. Its intent is to establish a legal framework within which all countries can operate to enforce intellectual property rights.

Three women die together in an automobile accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: Don’t step on the ducks!” So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a…

The following are collection of (supposedly) true announcements made on some of the more humorous national airlines.

A man is harried, frantic, and nervous. He’s late for an interview, and he’s been driving around the block for 20 minutes trying to find a spot.

A Jewish man was deeply troubled by the way his son had turned out. He went to see his local Rabbi about it. “I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah. It cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he told me last week that he has decided…

Two men were driving to their first heist when the passenger admitted to the driver that he was probably too scared to pull off the job.