Manager solution to lost balloon

Laughing cat funny jokes with text

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

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The doctor wants to buy our paintings

Laughing cat funny jokes with text

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. “I’ve got good news and bad news,” the owner replied. “The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it…

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Have you read Marx?

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Two old men, one a retired professor of psychology and the other a retired professor of history, were on a two-week stay at a vacation resort with their wives. While the wives shopped in town, the two old men were sitting on the porch of the hotel watching the sun set on the horizon.

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Funny Hurricane Irene Tweets

Caution Twitter Hack and Crash

On August 26, just one week after a rare earthquake rocked the area, Hurricane Irene pummuled the East Coast residents for three days. Of course, the tweets flew faster than the storm. Below are the funniest twitter tweets that resulted.

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The Franklin child abuse scandal – accusations spread about the stunning cover-up of a child prostitution ring for wealthy elitists and political leaders. Then silence.

Father Flanagan and the original boys from Boys Town

In 1993, a film crew from Yorkshire Television in the UK travelled to Omaha, Nebraska to make a documentary about a pedophile ring. To their horror, filmmakers say they uncovered a vast operation functioning throughout the country that supplied children to the wealthy and political establishment for purposes of molestation, drug trafficking, and blackmail.

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The Amish solution to Beauty

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A teenage Amish boy and his father were in a new multi-story shopping mall. They were amazed at all the modern technology that they saw but were especially impressed with the two shiny, silver walls that opened up to allow people in and then slid back together again leaving the people enclosed in the little…

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