Chess Players and Bragging Rights

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel for a big chess convention. The chess players were standing in the center of the lobby, gathered in a large circle, discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the hotel manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?”, they…

A woman has twins, but sadly, has to give them up for adoption. One of the twins goes to a family in Egypt and is named ‘Amal.’ The other twin goes to a family in Spain, they name him ‘Juan’. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the…

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is seeing another woman. She goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband sitting in the living room with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head,…

This chain letter made the rounds in May 2012 and explains the stages of life including truths that children and adults have learned and the definition of success at each stage in life.

The following chat session was recorded in a World of Warcraft game. A player asking for help gets a lesson in spelling and grammar.

An old man is walking down the street in Brooklyn. He sees a young boy sitting on the street in front of a candy shop, shoving sweets in his mouth as fast a possible. The man walks up to the boy and says “You know son, its really not healthy to eat all that candy.”

A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, “Watch this!”, and promptly went into a barrel-roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.

I thought I knew everything but then I got to thinking… Here are some more odd questions to ponder.

Funny bird one-liners such as: What do you call a minor bird accident? A feather bender.

Three women die together in an automobile accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: Don’t step on the ducks!” So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a…