Funny things said on a plane

The following are collection of (supposedly) true announcements made on some of the more humorous national airlines.

A man is harried, frantic, and nervous. He’s late for an interview, and he’s been driving around the block for 20 minutes trying to find a spot.

A Jewish man was deeply troubled by the way his son had turned out. He went to see his local Rabbi about it. “I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah. It cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he told me last week that he has decided…

Two men were driving to their first heist when the passenger admitted to the driver that he was probably too scared to pull off the job.

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,”What are you charged with?” “Doing my Christmas shopping early”, replied the defendant.

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A blind cowboy walks into a bar and finds his way to a barstool where he sits and orders a beer. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.

Here’s a few short quickies and one liners such as this one. They had to shoot my dog. Was he mad? Well, he wasn’t happy about it.