Welcome to the Geek Humor section of our website, where you can find the best collection of nerdy jokes, memes, and funny content that only true geeks will appreciate. Our team has scoured the internet to bring you the most humorous and laugh-out-loud content, from witty one-liners to clever memes and funny signs, and hilarious photos. Whether you are a software developer looking for programming puns, a science enthusiast seeking science jokes, or a comic book lover searching for superhero memes, our Geek Humor collection has something for everyone.
Given the ongoing thermonuclear patent war between Google (Samsung) and Apple over trivial things like pinch to zoom and rounded corners on icons, you gotta wonder if the patent system is prime for a rework. Here’s further proof – a 2002 patent for a swing suspended by chains hanging from a horizontal tree branch.
This is a collection of funny computer programming quotes. These are real quotes from real people.
Still More Geek Jokes and one-liners: RAM disk is not an installation procedure… Shell to DOS…Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS… The truth is out there…anybody got the URL?… Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..
In an apparent throwback to elementary school days, the German Council of Elders banned all laptops from parliamentary meetings. In protest, the Pirate Party showed up with typewriters instead (see photo).
After his wife experienced an in-flight emergency last week, Mitt Romney complained at a Beverley Hills fundraiser on Saturday, about how airplanes don’t allow you to roll down the windows. Mrs. Romney’s plane was forced to make an emergency landing en route to Santa Monica after a fire broke out on the airplane. According to…
Ah, the power of Facebook. As the BBC reports, a 15-year-old Dutch girl posted an invitation to her 16th birthday party on Facebook but wasn’t real clear on the use of Facebook privacy controls. She forgot to set the Facebook event to “private”. After 20,000 replies, the girls realized she (and the town of Haren)…
Here’s a collection of funny computer programmer jokes. Warning: they are fairly technical so don’t expect to understand the punch line unless you are a computer programmer.
Keep ‘em coming. More geek jokes. Bad or corrupt header, go get a haircut Unrecognized input, get out of the class Warning! Buffer overflow, close the tumbler ! WinErr 547: LPT1 not found… Use backup… PENCIL & PAPER Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N) Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes Best…
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