Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen

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A man walks past a mental hospital when he hears a voice moaning on the other side of the wall. “Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen….”

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Newbie artist social network troll

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This guy trolls girls on social networking sites sending them messages like “Hey beautiful. I’m an artist. Would you mind if I drew a sketch of you?” or “I’m an art student and couldn’t pass up the chance to capture your beauty.” Then he uses their profile picture and draws unflattering pictures and sends back…

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Give me the worst bad news first

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A elderly man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the doctor conducts the examine and reviews the results, the calls the patient into the room telling him that he had a couple of items of bad news to pass on. The patient says, “Give me the worst of the bad news first!”

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The unfaithful groom

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A young couple are recently married. Seeking some privacy, the groom asks his new bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own with the condition that she never opens the drawer. The bride agrees.

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