I Can Read Your Mind – Honestly

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Judi has been working as a secretary at a new firm for a week when her boss tells her “I’ll tell you a little secret. I can read your mind!” “Really?” says Judi. “Yep,” replies the boss, as he looks her deep into her eyes. “For instance, I know you’ve had a date with a…

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The Nerd with the Fairy Princess Frog

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A computer programmer is walking along the road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”  He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

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Spend Time with Wife or Mistress?

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An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or the mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

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You’ve Got Plenty of Life Left in You

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A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near- death experience. Seeing God, she asked if this was it. God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live.”

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