30 Fun Things to Do While Driving

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30 Fun Things to do When Driving 1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.4. Two words: Chicken suit.5. Write the words “Help…

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Interesting Ways to Relieve Stress

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Interesting Ways to Relieve Stress 1. Shove 20 marshmallows up your nose and try sneezing them out. 2. Use your Master Card to pay off your Visa. 3. WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO HAVE A NICE DAY, TELL THEM THAT YOU HAVE OTHER PLANS. 4. Make a TO-DO list of things that you have already…

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25 Ways to Drive Your Roommate Crazy

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Top 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy 1. Every time you wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go back to bed. If your roommate asks, say you don’t know what he/she is talking about. 2. Buy a plant.…

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25 Signs You’re Getting Older

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25 Signs You’re Getting Older Your potted plants stay alive.You keep more food than beer in the fridge.6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.You hear your favorite song on an elevator.You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break…

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19 Ways to Confuse Santa Claus

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19 Ways to Confuse Santa Claus 1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. 2. While he’s in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket. 3. Leave him a note explaining that you’ve…

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12 Ways to Get Rid of a Telemarketer

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1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy andyou could sure use some money. Ask, “How long can I keep it? Do I have toever pay it back, or is it like the other money I borrowed before mybankruptcy?” 2. If you get one of those pushy people…

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10 Ways to Tell Santa is a Computer Nerd

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10.He’s got long hair, a beard and wears the same clothes all the time.9. He hangs out with a weird group of friends he calls “elves”.8. He’s got a goofy laugh and chuckles at anything.7. He loves getting mail.6. Children like him, teenagers laugh at him, adults pretend he doesn’t exist.5. He makes all the…

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10 Commandments of a Teenagers

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1) thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?) 2) thou shall not do drugs (you can break this one, it not that important) 3) thou shall not steal from k-mart. (walmart has a bigger selection) 4) thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect) 5) thou shall…

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