It Takes a Woman to be a CIA Agent

A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there’s a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the…

The following chain letter made the rounds in early February 2011. These unique photographs use the Sun in the background as a rather unique prop…

Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews: Problem: “Left inside main tire almost needs replacement” Solution: “Almost replaced left inside main tire”

Corporate mergers are quite common. Often when companies merge, they use a combination of their company names to form an entirely new company name. The following are possible mergers and Funny Grins’ suggestion for what the new company could be named.

One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldn’t think of what to name their children. Finally, after several days, the fisherman said, “Let’s not decide on names right now. If we wait a little while, the names will simply occur to…

One Ring German scientists dug 50 meters underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a nationwide telephone network.

The following are wise sayings from Funny Grins’ very own Jokester. Life is sexually transmitted. Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane….

“You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.” – Ellen DeGeneris. “I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.” – Carol Leifer.

The following is a real-life exchange between air traffic controllers and British Airways 747. The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were a short tempered lot. They not only expected you to know your parking location but how to get there without any assistance from them so it was with some amusement that pilots listened to…

Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all travelling at maxi- mum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.