A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?” The trembling monkey says, “You are, mighty lion!
Who is the mightiest of all the jungle animals
Baby turtle can fly
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. He turned and spread all four flippers and launched himself off the branch,leaping towards the ground below. On landing…
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How to spot a meth lab
Cooties – protect your children
Cooties has reached epidemic proportions. It is the responsibility of each and every parent to do their part to protect their children against this spreading disease.
Super fast chickens
One day Ma an Pa were out for a Sunday drive. They’re driving along at about 40 mph when Pa hears “cluck, cluck”. He looks out the window and running beside the car is a chicken. Pa increases his speed to 60 mph, looks out the window, and the hen is still running alongside the…
Lab Monkey in the Wild
A monkey one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and raised. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. “Wow, this is great,” he thought. It wasn’t…
In and Out Skunks
One day, two skunks named In and Out, asked their mother if they could go into a store and play. Their mother said yes, but only for an hour. An hour later, only Out came back. Their mother said, “Out, you’d better go back in and find In.”
Clown questions and answers
Is that a baby in your stomach?
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively ask the lady, “Why is your stomach so big?” She replied, “Im having a baby.”
