Super fast chickens

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One day Ma an Pa were out for a Sunday drive. They’re driving along at about 40 mph when Pa hears “cluck, cluck”. He looks out the window and running beside the car is a chicken. Pa increases his speed to 60 mph, looks out the window, and the hen is still running alongside the…

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Lab Monkey in the Wild

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A monkey one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and raised. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. “Wow, this is great,” he thought. It wasn’t…

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In and Out Skunks

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One day, two skunks named In and Out, asked their mother if they could go into a store and play. Their mother said yes, but only for an hour. An hour later, only Out came back. Their mother said, “Out, you’d better go back in and find In.”

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Try these smart pills son

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One day a boy and hid father were walking through the woods when the son spotted some rabbit droppings. The boy asked hid Dad, ”What are these Pop?” ”They’re smart pills son,” said his father.

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The amazing hamster

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A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: “No way. I don’t think you can pay for it.” The guy says, “You’re right. I don’t have any money, but if I show you something you haven’t seen before, will you give me a drink?”

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