Entertainment related limericks such as: There was a young lady one fall Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball. The dress caught fire And burned her entire Front page, sporting section and all.
Entertainment Limericks
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Food and Drink Limericks
Food and drink related limericks such as: There once was a lady from Hyde, Who ate a green apple and died, While her lover lamented, The apple fermented, and made cider inside her inside.
Science, Technology and Education Limericks
Science, technology, education and school related limericks such as: There once was an old man of Esser, Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser, It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And now he’s a college professor.
Cute Life Quotes
Fashion fades, only style remains the same. (Coco Chanel) No day is so bad it can’t be fixed with a nap. (Carrie Snow) A warrior seeks to act rather than talk. (Carlos Castaneda) Dance is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. (George Bernard Shaw) Impoliteness is frequently the sign of an awkward modesty that…
Funny Amazon English Customer Review
The book reviews that customers submit on Amazon are usually pretty serious stuff. In this unusual case, the review is quite humorous. Whether the humor was on purpose or not is debatable
Meanwhile, in North Dakota…
Holy cow. Here’s how deep the snow is in North Dakota (January 2011):
Cooties – protect your children
Cooties has reached epidemic proportions. It is the responsibility of each and every parent to do their part to protect their children against this spreading disease.
Bathroom Stall Humor–don’t beam me up Scotty
Found in a bathroom stall. It reads, “Scotty, don’t beam me up yet. I gotta shi….”
Funny Commercial
In this foreign commercial, a kid throws a tantrum in a busy store when he doesn’t get the candy he asked for.
Funny Weathermen Bloopers
Bloopers from weathermen around the world… https://youtu.be/fCevOw6qovU
