A collection of hilarious sports related limericks – golf, football, soccer, basketball, baseball, and more.
Sports Limericks
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Transportation Limericks
A huge collection of limericks related to transportation – planes, trains, automobiles, motorcycles, bicycles, scooters, unicycles, and more.
Body Part Limericks
U.S. Suspiciously Silent about Iraqi Abuses
The United States has been very vocal in its condemnations of Middle Eastern countries who use aggressive tactics on their protestors. When Iran cracked down on citizens the White House “strongly condemned the Iranian government’s organized intimidation campaign and arrests of political figures, human rights defenders, political activists, student leaders, journalists, and bloggers.†When Iraq…
Now This is How You Propose to a Woman
Now this is how you propose to a woman. Picture taken of the ingenious young man who used an unusual means to propose to his future wife while aboard a fast moving amusement park ride.
Gross, Disgusting, and Politically Incorrect Limericks
Gross, disgusting, and politically incorrect limericks such as: There once was a fellow named Jim Who took his girl out for a spin The speedometer rose The gas pedal froze They found parts of her but not him.
Offbeat Limericks
Offbeat and unusual limericks such as: There was a young man named Wyatt whose voice was exceedingly quiet And then one day it faded away…
Health, Fitness, and Beauty Limericks
Health and fitness related limericks such as: There once was a lady named Lynn Who was so uncommonly thin, that when she assayed to drink lemonade, she slipped through the straw and fell in!
Death, Painful, and Angry Limericks
Death, angry, pain, sad, and angry limericks such as: There once was a consumer named Phil Who really wanted to kill A sly young vendor Who mad him a big spender And gave him a very large bill.
Kid and Children Limericks
Kid and children related limericks such as: There once was a kid named Darren Who’s room was surprisingly barren He had no toys Like all normal boys But he did believe in sharing.
