Food and Drink Limericks

Food and drink related limericks such as: There once was a lady from Hyde, Who ate a green apple and died, While her lover lamented, The apple fermented, and made cider inside her inside.

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Science, technology, education and school related limericks such as: There once was an old man of Esser, Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser, It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And now he’s a college professor.

Fashion fades, only style remains the same. (Coco Chanel) No day is so bad it can’t be fixed with a nap. (Carrie Snow) A warrior seeks to act rather than talk. (Carlos Castaneda) Dance is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. (George Bernard Shaw) Impoliteness is frequently the sign of an awkward modesty that…

The book reviews that customers submit on Amazon are usually pretty serious stuff. In this unusual case, the review is quite humorous. Whether the humor was on purpose or not is debatable

Holy cow. Here’s how deep the snow is in North Dakota (January 2011):

Cooties has reached epidemic proportions. It is the responsibility of each and every parent to do their part to protect their children against this spreading disease.

Found in a bathroom stall. It reads, “Scotty, don’t beam me up yet. I gotta shi….”

In this foreign commercial, a kid throws a tantrum in a busy store when he doesn’t get the candy he asked for.

Bloopers from weathermen around the world… https://youtu.be/fCevOw6qovU

Prosecutors investigating the disclosure of thousands of classified government documents by the anti-secrecy group WikiLeaks have gone to court to demand the Twitter account activity of several people linked to the organization, including its founder, Julian Assange, according to the group and a copy of a subpoena made public late Friday.